He's erm like the tenth er funniest person in penarth.
Can I promote you to at least the second funniest?
Yes you can. The world's scruffiest postman is much funnier.
He's the world's scruffiest and second funniest postman in Penarth?
No, no I'm not the postman. The funiest person in Penarth is a postman who is so scruffy it's unbelievable.
Anyway, how the fuck do you know I'm in Penarth...!
Ahhhh I see! Look at your first edit you silly!
