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The "most" wanted pages based upon the number of links made from other pages (bigger means more wanted):
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What follows is a list of all "wanted" pages. Each wanted page includes a list, following it, of all the pages where it is referred to:
- system: visionmap, Base 13, seat
- 1975: January, sailing
- activity: deviation, Wank
- back: goal, sponge
- Big: star, scale
- Big Daddy (BioShock): BioShock, BioShock 2
- bite: Topic, Users/chunder
- boy: sit, abuse
- brand: Calvin Klien, nikon
- canvas: Painting, Picasso
- Castle: Carmarthen, Citadel
- Cell: birth, hormone
- center: diameter, nose
- Comic: malapropism, Judge Dredd
- commercial: minute, @
- company: sonic branding, manufacturer
- condition: danger, breath
- confusion: fag, velocity
- Container: bag, glass
- decay: proton, radioactivity
- Decision: Choices, chastity
- description: :'), euphemism
- dictator: monarch, president
- difference: Punk, Same
- digestion: siesta, fireball
- dirt: Barry Scott, brass
- distance: length, diameter
- DJ: Steven Wright, Fern Cotton
- donkey: bottom, Alcohol
- down: side, ☤
- elderly: Daytime Tv, beige
- end: hand, enough
- enemy: Beelzebub, visibility
- et cetera: writer, Voice
- everyone: United Nations, tintintin
- example: adverb, number
- Explosion: sneeze, fireball
- fabric: cloth, material
- Feeling: emotion, numb
- First: Old Testament, safety
- fitness: preference, pole dancing
- floor: dance, wall
- foot: ski, kick
- formula_1: Juan Pablo Montoya, jake humphrey
- gameshow: Deal Or No Deal, The Weakest Link
- genre: Old Testament, comics genres
- goth: Jack Skeleton, jack skellington
- ground: fly, canyon
- group: Wiki, Collection
- have: possess, own
- heat: gas, temperature
- invention: debate, Irish
- is: lip, make
- joy: tears of joy, unhappy
- large: small, White Rabbit
- location: shape, place
- logographic: kana, kanji
- lunatic: West Ealing, David Gest
- mark: and, X
- meal: teenager, woking
- Measure: derivative, scale
- measurement: Area, Imperial system
- metaphor: numb, White Rabbit
- Mobile_phone: Nokia, Smartphone
- novel: Old Testament, The Rotters' Club
- operation: division, addition
- Origin: egg, cap
- ownership: invisibility, place
- Pacific: World War 2, Hawaii
- Packaging: Can, cover
- particle: atom, neutrino
- patient: offend, hospital
- Peeping Tom: Coventry, Lady Godiva
- pill: viagra, Spam
- pilot: Walter Mitty, visibility
- poison: Russia, foxglove
- positivity: optimism, negativity
- prize: Nobel Prize, Annual
- protection: government, sunglasses
- Random_Pages: Front Page, random
- Rangers_fc: Bigotry, Huns
- Reason: Excuse, infer
- roof: gargoyle, building
- room: entry, creepy
- Roy Harper: The Lord's Prayer, Watford Gap
- sanity: Inlaws, toddler
- sausage: currywurst, banger
- Scottish: Gail Porter, Brian Cox
- See: creation, blind
- seed: Tomato, Fruit
- seeing: half full, half empty
- shagged: Rhodri Giggs, made
- sibling: sister, brother
- Sixty: hour, minute
- Soundgarden: Audioslave, Chris Cornell
- spelling: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, Changes
- spot: 101 Dalmatians, X
- Stanley: Congo, Livingstone
- sting: stingray, Quadrophenia
- subject: Postgraduate, Topic
- suffer: dispatch, abuse
- sweet: humbug, alcopops
- swim: Milk Tray, Serpentine
- Tall: David Walliams, centre
- taxidermy: Derren Brown, Damien Hirst
- through: blow, lip
- unspecified: everybody, point in case
- vote: Hugo Chávez, turkey
- weird: Robin Williams, wolbodo
- whole: Piece, mix
- xylophone: word salad, Patrick Moore
- young: swing, Kenny Everett
- 'Clue': Cluedo
- .: Links
- 100%: 3D
- 10WW: zero article
- 1960s: The Avengers
- 1974: mirage
- 1977: Zork
- 1988: The Levellers
- 2D: Area
- 3600: hour
- 60's: lunar landing
- 90's: Blur
- A Midsummer Night's Dream: bottom
- A. A. Milne: 1926
- about: wrong
- absolute zero: kelvin
- abstain: chastity
- abstract: abacus
- acre: Area
- acting role: part
- Acts: offend
- ad: Spam
- addict: fix
- addictive: wooden heroin
- admiration: Genius
- Adventure: Korma
- affirmative: Not
- Afghanistan: 1979
- afraid: 7
- African Americans: brother
- Africans: six
- Aka.: success
- album: metallica
- Aleksandr Meerkat: simples
- Alex Ferguson: dartboard
- Alfred Nobel: sweden
- alive: goldfish
- All: always
- Allotrope: Carbon
- Alsace: 1492
- Aluminium: Skylon
- american dollar: Unobtanium
- American_Football: John Elway
- amount: just
- ampere: Unit
- amused: unhappy
- Anarchist: The Young Ones
- anatomy: strip poker
- android_(robot): droid
- angry: steam
- Animated: Animovie
- Anne Widdecombe: dance
- annoying: annoy
- answer: Newsnight
- Antony Gormley: Angel of the North
- any: rectum
- apathy: Meh
- Arab: Al-Qaida
- arbitrary: Limit
- are: blow
- arouse: muscle
- arrested: clothes
- Art Spiegelman: Comics Creators
- articles: Notabilty
- assembly: MMIX
- Astrid Lindgren: sweden
- Atlantic: Biarritz
- atomic: electron
- attitude: positive
- aunt: Aunt May
- auxiliary verb: Can
- awake: Confucius
- Axis: World War 2
- axl_rose: Guns N' Roses
- balance: Crime
- barometer: instrument
- base: Bechamel
- Basque: Biarritz
- bathroom: cabinet
- beautiful: paradise
- Beavis: cornholio
- beetroot: beach
- behaviour: sit
- belief: anorexia
- beliefs: paranoid
- belonging: club
- benjamin blanchard: Benjamin Blanchard/Talk
- Big Sister (BioShock): BioShock 2
- Bing Crosby: road
- biological: compost
- birds: angry birds
- Birthdefect: blindness
- Bisexual: Tokyo Babylon
- Black Flag: Osaka Popstar and the American Legends of Punk
- bleed: obvious
- Blend: confuse
- bless: Vatican
- bloke: devil
- boast: winner
- Bob Hope: road
- bodily functions: offend
- bollocks: Derren Brown
- Borg: 7 of 9
- bowl: Soup
- Briton: Hannah Twynnoy
- broken: promise
- bubbly: frothy
- buildings: ☸
- Bump: nose
- bunch: choir
- Bundesliga: Scottish Premier League
- burrow: mouse
- bury: shovel
- buttie: Butter
- Caesar Augustus: August
- cakes: Confectionery
- camouflage: Lizard
- candela: Unit
- candidate: seat
- cannibal: scoffee
- Canterbury: A2
- capsule: egg
- Caribbean: Bermuda Triangle
- carriage: bag
- carry: scenic
- carve: Ten Commandments
- Celcius: kelvin
- cereal: squirrel
- certain: just
- chain: Forbidden Planet
- champions: FC Twente
- change: Little Weed
- chaos: bull
- chapter: enough
- charge: proton
- Charles de Gaulle: Dougal
- Charles Schulz: Comics Creators
- cheer: Party Conference
- Chemical element: plutonium
- chick: Butcher
- Chilli: Jalfrezi
- chin: Goatee Beard
- chin strap: Neck Beard
- Chlorophyll: photosynthesis
- chocoholic: Charlie Bucket
- Chris Hanson: Pedobear
- Chris Rock: Richard Pryor
- chunk: syllable
- cigarette: fag
- claustrophobia: Elevator pitch
- cleaning: cloth
- cleverness: stupid
- climbing: mountain
- clue: pirate modern
- Cockatoo: laughter
- coincidence: John Stonehouse
- Colchester: I, Claudius
- Collision: hit
- come: emulator
- comedian: Robin Williams
- Comics Examples: comics details
- command: code
- communication: code
- community: pillar
- companies: advertising
- compatibility: breath
- component: part
- Compulsary: Inlaws
- conclusion: infer
- Concrete mixer: bitter lemon
- condoms: rubber
- conflict: world war
- connector: female
- consequences: shot
- constituency: Nancy Astor
- constraint: Limit
- cornflakes: W.K Kellogg
- correct: what
- correction: bitch-slap
- corrupt: crooked
- country and western: Johnny Cash
- County: Middlesex
- coup: Hugo Chávez
- craving: hope
- creamy: frothy
- cubes: Picasso
- damnation: almost
- Danube: Romania
- Daphne du Maurier: The Birds
- darkness: text adventure
- database: SQL
- David Cassidy: partridge
- daylight: nerd
- Deadpan: Steven Wright
- Dennis Quaid: russel crowe
- dense: Lead (metal)
- dependency: Tool
- desire: hungry
- developer: Sega
- Dialect: Anagram
- dick: Spam
- different: your
- Digit: 6
- dignity: soap
- dill: The Herbs
- Dimitry Medvedev: START
- Dipsy: teletubbies
- director: Sylvester Stallone
- disability: Avatar
- disappear: John Stonehouse
- discussion: Topic
- dismissal: card
- displacement: travel
- display: instrument
- dissatisfaction: shoot
- distract: euphemism
- ditch: river
- Documentary: Mockumentary
- doll: Action Man
- dominion: empire
- doodle: Ulam's spiral
- Dorothy Lamour: road
- dot: point
- doubt: positive
- Dover: A2
- drawing: cartoon
- drift: fumes
- driver: taxi
- drum: Arnos Grove
- duration: length
- Dusseldorf: Vodafone
- earl: mole
- ease: bag
- East: Epping
- electrons: electrify
- Elmo: PBS
- Elvis Costello: Hoover Building
- embryo: shoot
- emergency: Cucumber
- emulate: relationship
- engine: carbon monoxide
- english_(people): culloden
- envy: Ten Commandments
- Epic win: success
- equestrian: bit
- estimation: floccinaucinihilipilification
- Eternal: Louise Redknapp
- eternity: winner
- EULA: Console Gamer
- Euston Station: Euston Arch
- EVE (BioShock): BioShock
- even: it
- every: always
- Evidence: spawn
- examination: text adventure
- exboyfriend: ex-
- exception: creation
- Execution: crucifixion
- exgirlfriend: ex-
- expand: enlighten
- experiments: physics
- exploit: cult
- fail blog: Failure
- Fairy: Tinkerbell
- fame: star
- fancy: rectum
- fannymagnet: Templeton Faceman Peck
- FAQ: Help
- farm: hoe
- fast: orbit
- fatal: shot
- fermion: Pauli exclusion principle
- festival: reading
- field: behind
- figure: gargoyle
- Firm: Arsene Wenger
- fist: punch
- fit: Tetris
- fizz: CO2
- Flat Pack Furniture: Ikea
- flavor: sweetness
- fling: blood
- flood: Severn
- flow: Qi
- flying: Mary Poppins
- flying squad: The Sweeney
- foamy: frothy
- fog: visibility
- follower: cult
- for: rectum
- Forbid: ban
- force: manual
- formal: dress
- forum: Grammar
- fraction: division
- fragment: Medley
- frame: tenterhooks
- Fulham: Mohamed Al Fayed
- g: G-string
- games: CD
- gaming: Nintendo DS
- Gathering: wolbodo
- gays: rainbow
- gazelle: lion
- gene: sperm
- General strike: 1926
- genetics: Butcher
- geometry: Users/CMunk
- get: danger
- giants: Frisians
- git: leader
- glen beck: Glen Beck/Talk
- global: shower
- Gloucester: Fuck me, it's the Pasadenas
- glove: boxer
- go west: west
- gone: Barry Scott
- goodness: hit
- Graeme Garden: The Goodies
- grandparents: Werther's Original
- graphics: symbol
- Gregorian Calendar: August
- grill: Simon Weston
- growth: greenhouse
- guideline: Specification
- guitarist: Chuck Berry
- gum: talk
- Guns_N'_Roses: Appetite for Destruction
- gyppo: Haven
- haddock: cod head
- Halley's Comet: 1066
- hallucination: vision
- happy: unhappy
- hardware: Sega
- harm: Hurt
- Harry Houdini: 1926
- Harvest: combine
- hater: Asia
- hay fever: sneeze
- Haywards Heath: queue
- he: Kenny (South Park Character)
- headline: zero article
- hectare: Area
- Helen Mirren: O Lucky Man
- Hentaigana: kana
- herb: pot plant
- Hey: eric cartman
- Hiragana: kana
- Hobbit: Tumble Dryer
- hobby: anorak
- honest: Les Dawson
- Hong Kong: dollar
- Honor: Ten Commandments
- horn: devil
- horticulture: arable land
- hostile: platonic
- HP-11C: HP-15c
- HP-34C: HP-15c
- humanity: beige
- hyrule: Link
- identification: cross
- impatient: Console Gamer
- imperium: yard
- Impersonator: Mike Yarwood
- implication: arsenal
- important: title
- impossible: Norman Lamont
- inbreds: Twelve
- increase: 3D
- indefinite article: a poet
- Indian Pale Ale: IPA
- Indigo Girls: Indigo
- Indivisible: bit
- inflection: Comparative
- influenza: sweetness
- ink: Typewriter
- input: derivative
- insensitivity: numb
- insinuation: it
- instruction: zero article
- insult: bag
- Intel: x86
- intellectual: Finnegans Wake
- intention: Punk
- intercourse: it
- International Phonetic Alphabet: IPA
- intestines: :
- invent: battleship
- invisibility cloak: invisibility
- Iraq: Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Ivor The Engine: Oliver Postgate
- Jack Dee: Shooting Stars
- Jack Kirby: Comics Creators
- Jay-Z: Empire State Of Mind
- Jefferson Airplane: Grace Slick
- jerk: ex-
- John Gielgud: Daily Sport
- John Stuart Mill: WH Smith
- juxtaposed: comics relation to film
- Katakana: kana
- Keith Moon: Animal (muppet)
- killer: Walter Mitty
- kilogram: Unit
- kilogramme: Unobtanium
- kind: pair
- knife: crocodile dundee
- know: someone
- Laa-laa: teletubbies
- label: Apple
- ladiesman: Captain Kirk
- laid-back: Canada
- lancaster: sign
- Lanier: Bill Mumy
- latex: Donald Knuth
- laziness: &
- Lazy: leader
- learn: Spy
- leave: Panda
- legitimacy: 3D
- Leonard Rossiter: The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin
- let: Excuse
- Leyton Orient: Four Candles
- Liam Neeson: Schindler's List
- lifeform: bacteria
- like: frothy
- Linda Smith: grandmother
- list: catalogue
- literal: hyperbole
- Little Sister (BioShock): BioShock
- live: unmarried
- living: writer
- London Eye: South Bank
- loris: Primate
- loud: what
- loudness: LOL
- lying: Acting
- lynne_truss: semicolon
- Lyrics: poem
- m^2: Area
- Mafia: dig
- magnet: MRI
- Magnetic: South
- mainstream: Punk
- majority: Moral majority
- Malcolm Macdonald: Harold Macmillan
- Mall of America: minnesota
- management: interview
- Many: invisibility
- Marc Isambard Brunel: Thames Tunnel
- Mark Lamarr: Shooting Stars
- Mark_Kermode: wittertainment
- Mary Hopkin: Opportunity Knocks
- mass production: lager
- massage: Shiatsu
- Master of Puppets: metallica
- Mavis: Thelma Barlow
- mayor: newt
- meet: current
- megalomania: war
- Messiah: radiohead
- metallic: Lead (metal)
- meteorologist: journalist
- metre: Unit
- Metropolitan Line: Brill
- Michael Crawford: Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
- Michael Nyman: Peter Greenaway
- Middle Earth: Mordor
- Milky_Way: Sun
- mind control: advertising
- minimum wage: Waiter
- misery: Monday
- molest: shame
- monk: brother
- Monty Python's Flying Circus: trees
- motorsport: formula 1
- mould: fungi
- moustachioed: monocle
- MP: John Stonehouse
- Muahahahaha: Amazing
- multikill: Paul Tibbets
- multiple: side
- musical piece: Piece
- mutagen: ADAM (BioShock)
- mutated: The X-Men
- nag: headache
- nap: siesta
- Napoleon: Abba
- Napoleonic: Biarritz
- Naruto: fanfiction
- Nathan Barley: Bournemouth University
- navigation: South
- nebula: space
- need: idea
- negative: electron
- Neptune: The Planets
- never: sometimes
- New York: Billy Joel
- Nickname: wooden heroin
- Nightwatch: Rembrandt
- noble art: boxer
- nobody: perl
- Norse: Thor
- nostrils: orifice
- not amused: unhappy
- noxious: wind
- nuclear: proton
- Nuclear reactor: plutonium
- nutter: heaven
- Obesity: Moobs
- obscure: anoraknophobia
- odor: fumes
- old men: viagra
- Oliver: Congo
- One-hit wonder: The Rembrandts
- Ontario: Toronto
- Oompa-Loompas: Charlie Bucket
- opponent: stadium
- Organisation: cult
- organisms: creatures
- original: cover
- orphan: abuse
- oughta: Alanis Morissette
- our father: Volapük
- out: emulator
- outburst: Exclamation
- Outnumbered: Hugh Dennis
- outraged: Moron
- paid: tax return
- Painter: Picasso
- Palestine: Jerusalem
- Pam Ayres: Opportunity Knocks
- pancake: Jif Lemon
- Panel: keyboard
- parkour: Users/CMunk
- parsley: The Herbs
- pass: Postgraduate
- pasta: Mussolini
- path: canal
- Paul: New Testament
- pelvic thrust: crotch grab
- Pelé: Gordon Banks
- penetration: pre-ejaculate
- per se: Ampersand
- perfect: paradise
- performance: cover
- personality: Person
- Peter Cushing: she
- phallic: sign
- Philanthropist: Warren Buffett
- philanthropy: bachelors
- Philip Larkin: 1963
- phonemics: phonetics
- Photographs: CD
- Physical: Hurt
- physicist: Brian Cox
- pick: confuse
- piece of ass: Piece
- pilgrim: A2
- pipe: Harold Wilson
- piracy: Spotify
- pitch: Voice
- pitchfork: devil
- plank: ski
- plate: jelly
- Playwright: Dennis Potter
- Please: immigrate
- plum: royal
- plumbing: Mario
- plus: six
- Po: teletubbies
- pocket money: StreetFighter II
- points: ☰
- pole: pole dancing
- polemic: bullshit
- policeman: Robocop
- polytheism: Ten Commandments
- Pop: michael jackson
- popularity contest: popularity
- Portable: Nintendo DS
- portion: part
- posh: Credit Expert
- position: velocity
- practice: creation
- prayer: nun
- presenter: Ben Fogle
- Pretending: Acting
- prevention: safety
- price: 3D
- primary: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
- primitive: Neanderthal
- profession: Acting
- programming_language: wall
- protein: polypeptide
- PSV: FC Twente
- pumpkin pie: nutmeg
- pundit: Eddie Jordan
- pushover: Tool
- put: emulator
- puzzle piece: Piece
- Q: Qi
- quantum mechanics: Pauli exclusion principle
- quantum state: Pauli exclusion principle
- quite: almost
- race: judge
- rage: Miss Piggy
- Rapture (BioShock): BioShock
- ratio: π
- Ray Cappo: Shelter (band)
- re-entered: people
- Rearrangement: Anagram
- rebel: pirate modern
- recall: remember
- rectangle: cuboid
- recycling: Agadoo
- regard: preference
- regular: square
- religious: vision
- repulsive: cleavage
- reputation: milkman
- request: Shellfish
- Requirement: www
- revenge: prostitution
- reverse: Dead end
- Ridley Scott: russel crowe
- roadsign: welsh
- robbery: stranger
- Robert Crumb: Comics Creators
- Rock 'n' Roll: Johnny Kidd And The Pirates
- Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: The Rolling Stones
- Rollies: White Ox
- rotation: shape
- row: decade
- rub: wish
- rut: routine
- sabbath: Ten Commandments
- sacred: married
- sadism: Jeff Dunham
- safety pin: safety
- sage: The Herbs
- Sandy Denny: Fairport Convention
- sauce: Bechamel
- scarf: Bay City Rollers
- school boy: Just William
- Scotsman: Livingstone
- Scout: Bear Grylls
- Scrabble: Qi
- scream: laughter
- screen: TV
- sculpture: Artist
- scum: Grammar
- Scumbag: bag
- search engine: Google
- season: fall
- secret agent: The Avengers
- sect: club
- Section: part
- selfish: war
- sensation: Orgasm
- Separation: category
- server: denial of service attack
- sewer: Thames
- Sexual preference: preference
- share: part
- sharp: pitchy
- shelf: screw
- shelter: potent
- shooting: Biathlon
- shorthand: stenography
- show: Kermit the Frog
- SI system: Unit
- side effect: offspring
- silent movies: mustachios
- simian: lemur
- similarity: Same
- Simon_Mayo: wittertainment
- simplicity: star
- skates: hockey
- Skegness: devil
- skill: offend
- skis: Skiers
- Skull: Brains
- Slamdunk: Basketball
- sleet: weather
- smelling: nose
- snout: Pig
- Snow White: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
- some: text
- someplace: name
- somewhat: talk
- Source: 100
- Spanish Civil War: Laurie Lee
- spare part: part
- spectacles: monocle
- spectrum: rainbow
- speech: Voice
- speedometer: instrument
- sphere: ball
- spice: nutmeg
- Spicy: Jalfrezi
- spin-off: Lone Gunmen
- spirit: possess
- spouse: plumber
- spying: invisibility
- square feet: Area
- St. John's Wood: Lord's
- stain: glass
- stars: viagra
- statue: George IV
- status: pet
- STD: infection
- Steroids: Moobs
- Stetson: Yank
- still: photography
- stomach: Vomit
- storage: information
- straight: crooked
- strategy: go
- street: dealer
- stress: student
- stretchy: The Fantastic 4
- strike: hit
- String: G-string
- style: Punk
- substance: material
- summer: hail
- Summertime: Janis Joplin
- superfluous: www
- Supersoldier: Avatar
- Surrey: woking
- swear: Ten Commandments
- Sweets: Confectionery
- swineflu: sneeze
- syllabary: kana
- Tamsin Greig: black books
- Tchaikovsky: 1812
- Tech-TV: G4TV
- technique: birth control
- Technology: Apple
- teddy bear: Donald Campbell
- temporary: fix
- ten-word-wiki: Users/erg90
- term: coin
- texting: tty
- The Day Today: Chris Morris
- The Move: Harold Wilson
- The Nanny: Californication (TV series)
- The Postal Service: Owl City
- The Stranglers: Heroes (Song)
- theatre: South Bank
- theft: Ten Commandments
- Theorem: Mathematician
- therapeutic: Biarritz
- thigh: cock
- Third: Jon Pertwee
- Thirty: NHL
- thunder: Thor
- ticket: 3D
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: The Goodies
- Tinky winky: teletubbies
- Tom & Jerry: Slapstick
- toolbox: Tool
- total: crooked
- Tour: The Levellers
- Toxic: Lead (metal)
- toy: Yoyo
- trains: Railway
- transition: Changes
- transportation: Tolpuddle Martyrs
- treasure: Crown Jewels
- treasure hunt: punishment
- Trend: vogue
- Tribute: jeebus
- trigger: shot
- Trinidad: guppy
- Type: monarch
- U: cup
- ukulele: violin
- ulna: radius
- unability: numb
- understand: Auld Lang Syne
- underwear: G-string
- undo: Typewriter
- uneducated: Daytime Tv
- unemployed: Daytime Tv
- unicorns: imaginary
- United States: fag
- universal language: Volapük
- untruth: lie
- up: orbit
- Ursula Andress: she
- vague: it
- valley: lake
- variant: kana
- Velvet_Revolver: Guns N' Roses
- Venezuela: Hugo Chávez
- vengeance: detention
- venom: stingray
- ventriloquy: Jeff Dunham
- Venus: The Planets
- verdict: judge
- version: Moobs
- very: someone
- very small: small
- Vibration: Voice
- vices: pervert
- victorian: The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
- video: Montage
- Viking: Biarritz
- violet: Indigo
- virtual: social network service
- vocal chords: Voice
- vulgar: regency
- wages: Tolpuddle Martyrs
- Wakefield: Rhubarb Triangle
- Walker Brothers: 1965
- wash: shower
- washing: line
- web 2.0: kottke.org
- Wee: Bus
- weight: scale
- welcome: village
- West Indian: Fuck me, it's the Pasadenas
- whale: cetaceans
- whaling: Biarritz
- which: lip
- Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Double Your Money
- whoop-ass: Can
- William S. Burroughs: Steely Dan
- Wiltshire: moonraker
- win: refer
- windmill: Brill
- Winnipeg Folk Festival: Winnipeg
- wiping: cloth
- wisdom: Bangkok
- within: inside
- witness protection: safety
- Women In Love: Oliver Reed
- wonderful: Milk Tray
- woodbook: Matt Woodman
- woodface: Matt Woodman
- woodford: Matt Woodman
- woodjungle: Matt Woodman
- woodless: Matt Woodman
- woodlove: Matt Woodman
- woodwin7: Matt Woodman
- woodwork: Matt Woodman
- worker: Luddite
- worldwide: popularity
- wormhole: stargate
- worship: jeebus
- worthless: floccinaucinihilipilification
- Worzel Gummidge: Jon Pertwee
- your mother: Freudian Slip
- Zimbabwe: dollar
- Zoe Ball: Fatboy Slim
- 笑: 笑话
